After an impromptu rant at someone at an on-campus cafe, I thought a message from myself and other caffeine addicted souls might be appropriate. With concern to dealing with ordering and queues at cafes and coffee shops, a few, helpful tips and as I see, common courtesy.
Join a queue. Don’t make one up and don’t hover around pushing through people with your oversized backpack trying to see what foodstuffs are on display for your consumption. Just join the end like everyone else, at some point you’ll get to look at those anaemic looking sandwiches and sullen salads waiting for you.
After joining the queue, it may be a good time to start deciding what you want, how you might pay and whether you want to have it ‘in’ or ‘out’. Really! Don’t stand there and talk to your girlfriends or stand there aimlessly texting and grunting occasionally; and that text book in your arms? Get rid of it! Put it in a bag or get someone else to hold it, so that when you do finally get to ordering, there’s no fumbling trying to juggle two trim lattes and that muffin—which wasted another three minutes of my life changing your mind and pointing your finger at the exact one you wanted.
Once you get to the till—after having decided what you want—order clearly! Don’t mumble at the person serving you while trying to get positive confirmation on what you’re ordering from your equally disorganised friend. Tell them what you want, how you want it and whether you’re eating there or takeout. If you’re with someone, decide before you get to the till, and if you’re by yourself then get some self control and hurry up.
Of course, the requirement of you getting the goods is the successful transaction of cash, or that glorious word ACCEPTED. While waiting why not have some money ready, or at least something to pay with ready, and if there’s any doubt that your card might decline, check before entering the building, don’t stand there trying card after card, or looking through your purse for loose change.
On completion of the purchase, collect what you’ve ordered with your free hands and move quickly away to allow the next person to order. Especially in peak times, get your act together, be polite and don’t waste other people’s time and patience— caffeine requiring their morning fix are known not to have the best patience at times.
If your time management skills are so bad that you can’t do at least one of those things in the five minutes of mine you’ve just wasted then good luck with finishing your degree.